[CaptainCrunch]

Originally Posted by pylon

I dated a girl about 12 years ago that was almost a carbon copy of her, right down to the slightly crooked, yet sexy teeth. Had that same thin yet soft look to her, Just a little bustier. Looked awesome then, but also was always drinking slim fast and meticulously watching her weight. I was pretty choked when we split up, since we were together for about 2 years. My dad, who was quite the ladies man when he was young... apparantly quite the legend according to his brothers... says ,"Don't worry son, give her 10 years, and you'll have to roll her in flour to find a wet spot...."

Well about 10 or 11 years pass, and I run into her at the MRI clinic of all places. Yup, the old man was right, she couldn't have been any less than 220. Of course I promptly call him later that day, and praise his oracle like knowledge of women. Whats even funnier, is over xmas, Miley is on TV for whatever reason, and my mom says "Wow, that girl looks just like ______ , whatever happened to her anyway?" I said something along the lines of... "I think she ate a nurse at an MRI clinic, but I can't be sure."

My mom just gave me the usual look of confusion and dissapointment I usually get, and of course, my dad just laughed.... then got the same look.

You plowed her didn't you?