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Originally Posted by parch

Oh Mantracker.

I partied with Mantracker at a work conference in Ottawa in October. I got hammered, and started running my mouth, and we ended up "fighting" in the middle of the bar. Mostly just messing around, but he smacked me good right upside the head. The next day my boss said "I don't know what happened... I kept hearing these smacking sounds, and I turn around and you're fighting Mantracker in the middle of the bar". Among many other ridiculous things that happened that night, he gave me his room number. I said "Mantracker, as cool as it would be, I'm not that kinda girl", and he said "well you've got my room number if you change your mind". He also recorded my outgoing voice message, so when you called me you head "This is Mantracker. We can't come to the phone right now because Parch and I are currently engaged in really, really great sex. Once she gets her clothes back on she'll give you a call back". I accidently deleted it when I was drunk this weekend Good times. He's actually a pretty wicked guy.

While the show has never been the same for me since then, there's no way you can have Mantracker without the original Mantracker. No replacement will even compare.

Lies.

Mantracker wouldn't need to give you his room key. He would simply show up at your door after following clues as to your whereabouts.