The names have been changed in this story to protect those involved..
A friend of mine used to have a cabin at a lake next to a former Flame.. he used to get just slosh faced drunk all the time.. and the one night they were at the local bar and a guy came up and said "Holy *#(@! You're _____ ___________! Can I get an autograph?"
So buddy whips out his package and places the pen between his long john and golf balls.. and proceeds to sign a napkin that way. Finished, and said "Here you go champ." and threw the napkin in his direction before falling/sitting back down into his chair.
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"In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!"
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