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CaptainCrunch · 02-15-2011, 10:18 PM

A couple

Years ago there used to be a restaurant on 58th ave called Hurleys. I was drinking there with some buddies and walked into the bathroom to see Mike Vernon drunkenly puking into a sink. He asked me what the frack I was looking at and I replied "My shoelaces" and walked out.

I went to a game in Vancouver between the Nucks and Edmonton. Afterwards me and my buddies went to a club called the Shark Tank (or something like that) and ended up sitting at a table with Pat Falloon (Left with the ugliest chick alive) Boris Mironov (Incredible chain smoker) and Bob Essensa who I kept calling him Cujo all night just to get a rise out of him.

Never tell a Russian hockey player that smoking probably makes you a worse hockey player.

02-15-2011, 10:18 PM	#54
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	A couple Years ago there used to be a restaurant on 58th ave called Hurleys. I was drinking there with some buddies and walked into the bathroom to see Mike Vernon drunkenly puking into a sink. He asked me what the frack I was looking at and I replied "My shoelaces" and walked out. I went to a game in Vancouver between the Nucks and Edmonton. Afterwards me and my buddies went to a club called the Shark Tank (or something like that) and ended up sitting at a table with Pat Falloon (Left with the ugliest chick alive) Boris Mironov (Incredible chain smoker) and Bob Essensa who I kept calling him Cujo all night just to get a rise out of him. Never tell a Russian hockey player that smoking probably makes you a worse hockey player. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!