What you need for a happy valentines day.
1) Ski mask
2) 4 pieces of rope cut to equal size
3) Ether
4) Make sure that you know what you're address is so that you don't go to the wrong house by mistake
Simply put on the mask, barge into your house with the ropes hanging from one hand and yell surprise. Then take off the mask. Chicks dig this kinda romance.
If you accidentily enter the wrong house, run don't walk home and make sure that you tell you're wife that you've been working on a project in the garage for the last 4 hours. Do you understand? I was in the garage!
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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