[Hack&Lube]

I quit alcohol one night and will never touch anything more than a sip again after I realized that I was wishing that I would rather be dead than in that much throbbing migraine-like pain again.

I guess it helps that I'm practically allergic to the stuff and in addition to the intense migraine jackhammer in my head, I puked 7 times that night night and was a shaking/shivering mess - after only two pints of Guiness.

I've never been a smoker but I think about smoking quite a bit, especially when in foreign countries as it's pretty smoker unfriendly in Calgary - but I never actually do it because I'm too cheap and lazy to actually bother getting any.

Also, I bought a pack of Luckies once in Europe because sometimes it was just really nice to have a cigarette and a coffee and sit in a French cafe all day long. Then and some guy came up asking for a cigarette. After I gave him one, he pulled a knife and mugged me. Luckies went in the trash in anger. Unluckiest things ever. End of social/casual smoking forever. F U Lucky Strikes!