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CaptainCrunch · 02-10-2011, 04:03 PM

Wow, then the girl looks at you like you farted in church and says that she needs to go to the can, and you never see them again.

How about asking her

If you woke up in a ditch with your pants around your ankles and a five dollar bill pinned to your shirt would you tell anyone?

Ummm no

So you wanna go camping.

Seriously first dates are never a problem, its the damn third date when you ask her "Do you like the taste of beer, and by beer I mean semen?" Then it gets awkward.

The only tips that you need for the first date is

"Be handsome, you can get away with any question then"

"Then ask her what her interests are and shut the hell up for about 45 minutes" yak yak yak blah blah blah.

02-10-2011, 04:03 PM	#4
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	Wow, then the girl looks at you like you farted in church and says that she needs to go to the can, and you never see them again. How about asking her If you woke up in a ditch with your pants around your ankles and a five dollar bill pinned to your shirt would you tell anyone? Ummm no So you wanna go camping. Seriously first dates are never a problem, its the damn third date when you ask her "Do you like the taste of beer, and by beer I mean semen?" Then it gets awkward. The only tips that you need for the first date is "Be handsome, you can get away with any question then" "Then ask her what her interests are and shut the hell up for about 45 minutes" yak yak yak blah blah blah. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Last edited by CaptainCrunch; 02-10-2011 at 04:09 PM.