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Old 12-09-2005, 08:44 PM   #72
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Originally Posted by 4X4
I'm going to refrain from guessing that you (Hakan) are a corderouy pant, cardigan sweater, rectangular glasses wearing, starbucks lounging, big-fat textbook toting, tree huggung acedemic showoff and skip straight to the point.
Guys like me are the reason your mom gave birth. Like me or not, without sperm meeting eggs, you (and I) would not be here to discuss whether gay porn is cool.
So while you're watching gay porn with girls, those girls are busy thinking about meeting me afterward. And I, them. Gay sex may be fun for gay people, but it don't perpetuate the human race.
Be thankful that this redneck is around to procreate. Because if I weren't, my children wouldn't be there to discuss this with (some other guy who isn't busy watching gay porn)'s children.

ps, sorry for the cardigan remark.
That's gotta be the post of the year.

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