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Old 12-09-2005, 01:10 PM   #1
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Default The straight dude's guide to Brokeback

Our Brokeback Mountain thread was obliterated in the Great Hacker Attack Of November but . . . . this is a pretty funny column by a gay guy called: "The Straight Dude's Guide To Watching Brokeback Mountain"

You are a heterosexual man. And you have no personal beef with gay people. You’re educated and fairly socially liberal and occasionally listen to NPR and you don’t like to see anyone bashed or discriminated against. You’re no homophobe. You’re proud of yourself.

But your girlfriend/wife/common-law/female or whoever loves that adorable Jake Gyllenhaal has already stated her intentions. When it’s her turn to pick the Saturday night date-movie, you’re seeing “Brokeback Mountain.”

“But I am a heterosexual man,” you’re thinking, “very, very, very, very straight.” And you’re kind of freaking out as the release date quickly approaches — and even the expression “release date” is making you kind of jittery.

. . . . . .

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10342237/

A review and trailer's are at other links. . . .

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