I remember this one time, my sister bought over her best friend and they were using the pool, so I decided to wrestle the anaconda. But my sisters best friend walked in on me in the bathroom because I forgot to lock the door.
I'm still pissed off that nobody thinks to knock before entering the bathroom.
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
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