Self-explanatory thread, like WRGMG and Pet Peeves.
At the Gym:
Dude, why are you wearing a touque at the gym? May I suggest you are not working out hard enough if you can wear a touque?
Also, Dude, why do you drive around the parking lot at the gym for 20 minutes, to get a spot closer to the door? Wouldn't a top athlete like you be able to walk the extra 25 m from a further spot?
What's Up With That?