You, Montana Joe! Call 9-1-1, tell them we're in the "CPR" thread. Get the AED from the "main forum official rules" and bring it back to me. Do you understand?
We gotta get this thread back to the realm of normalcy! The surrealism and ramblings of drunken addicts has almost consumed this place. Time is short, our golden hour is nearly here. Stay with me!
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