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GreenLantern · 01-25-2011, 12:55 PM

There isn't even a point to padding your post count on this board.. with guys like Cowperson at 2342,034242,230424 already.

The only way it would work is if you like kid napped his dog, sent him a ransom letter to delete his account, but then you can't find enough magazines to use, and your GF calls and says "WTF GreenLantern, I thought we were going to a movie tonight?" and oyu totally forgot cause you got all caught up making this ransom letter.. turns into a huge fight, then you have great make up sex and are like WTF was I doing with all these magazines? And your gf thinks you were pleasuring yourself to her glamour mags again, tells you to keep it in your room or the bathroom, and you accidently reveal what you were going to do, and she calls you a pyscho and says I would have rather it was the other option, and leaves you.. then you loes your job cause you are super stressed out from not having sex, or glamour magazines, to release on.. so you turn to meth, then you lose your money and car with all the meth, so you resort to pleasuring street toughs for quarters, but then its in vancouver so they rip you off and beta you up for fun cause vancouver people and their fans suck, and you end up living on Hastings st. with Alex Burrows girlfriends..

At least, thats probably similar to how it would go.. if I ever tried.. heh.. he..

01-25-2011, 12:55 PM	#117
GreenLantern One of the Nine Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Space Sector 2814 Exp:	There isn't even a point to padding your post count on this board.. with guys like Cowperson at 2342,034242,230424 already. The only way it would work is if you like kid napped his dog, sent him a ransom letter to delete his account, but then you can't find enough magazines to use, and your GF calls and says "WTF GreenLantern, I thought we were going to a movie tonight?" and oyu totally forgot cause you got all caught up making this ransom letter.. turns into a huge fight, then you have great make up sex and are like WTF was I doing with all these magazines? And your gf thinks you were pleasuring yourself to her glamour mags again, tells you to keep it in your room or the bathroom, and you accidently reveal what you were going to do, and she calls you a pyscho and says I would have rather it was the other option, and leaves you.. then you loes your job cause you are super stressed out from not having sex, or glamour magazines, to release on.. so you turn to meth, then you lose your money and car with all the meth, so you resort to pleasuring street toughs for quarters, but then its in vancouver so they rip you off and beta you up for fun cause vancouver people and their fans suck, and you end up living on Hastings st. with Alex Burrows girlfriends.. At least, thats probably similar to how it would go.. if I ever tried.. heh.. he.. __________________ "In brightest day, in blackest night / No evil shall escape my sight / Let those who worship evil's might / Beware my power, Green Lantern's light!" Last edited by GreenLantern; 01-25-2011 at 12:57 PM.