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Old 01-25-2011, 09:01 AM   #19
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Originally Posted by STeeLy View Post
Stand them up, move them to a position where they are within arms length of a person you dislike. Turn them to face the person you do not like. Give him a slap on the back and watch everything else turn out.
Works better if you use the heimlich instead, then instead of getting a weak flow of vomit, its like hitting someone in the face with a this mornings breakfast shotgun.

I was always told that the recovery position was to roll a person on their side and elevate their head.

I used to have my first aid, but I would always break the dummies ribs when I was doing it.
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