[kermitology]

kermitology - the study of all things Kermit the Frog

Seriously though.. When I was in highschool I used to have something green on every single day, so my friends started calling me kermit all the time. I joined like yahoo or something and had to come up with a screen name, so I chose something to do with kermit. kermitology was what I chose simply because it was something about kermit that was not a word and something that pretty much no one else would think of. Since that time whenever I joined something that required a screen name, it was just kermitology. It was also a very suitable name when I was an usher, since we wore green blazers. When I became a head usher and dawned the blue blazer, I thought of changing my name to something associated with grover, but thought better of it later.

There.. that's the story of kermitology, and remember, it's not capitalized.