[CaptainCrunch]

In about 10 years from now this girl will be a slightly overweight unmarried spinster with a disorganized basment apartment. She will have a piano with a thin layer of dust that she uses to fold her laundry. She'll own about 10 cats, her longest relationship will have been about 6 months. She'll sit at home and watch T.V. and look at her face book page with no friends and bitterly mutter about the fact that she can't get past the middle management position at work despite her genius. She'll talk to her dad on the phone once every two weeks but find a reason not to go home to visit.