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Originally Posted by RougeUnderoos
Stovel claims she suffered "severe" injuries:
a laceration to the right side of her head
contusions to the right side of her face
a right shoulder strain
fracture of her left femur
multiple contusions
Maybe the title should be "So a woman sprints into a glass door..."?
That's really bringing the pain for just walking into a door.
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a scuff on her face that will be gone in a couple days
a bruise you can barely see to go with that scuff
her shoulder hurts so lets claim it as a strain
she fractured her hip years ago
any bruise on her body was obviously created by this glass door.
I did this in BC not to long ago and a law suit was the LAST thing on my mind.