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Old 01-06-2011, 09:33 AM   #1
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Default The Real 'Kick-Ass' - Average Dude Superhero

Sorry if this is a Fata, or, more likely, turns out to be totally fake because the similarities are so close that I have a hard time believing that its a coincidence.

Yes. This sounds like it came straight out of a movie, but Sky News insists that there is a real superhero crimefighter, fighting the good fight, in Seattle.

The news article reads like the kid's monologue from the movie. You cant even make this up.

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A real-life Superhero dressed in tights, a mask and a black and gold lycra suit, says he is helping to make the streets of Seattle safer by scaring away criminals.

The man, called Phoenix Jones, wears a bullet proof vest, and also has stab protection as well as being armed with a taser and tear gas. He says when he walks into an area, criminals leave because they see the suit and do not want to take him on.

He told CBS: "When I walk into a neighbourhood, criminals leave because they see the suit.

"I symbolise that the average person doesn't have to walk around and see bad things and do nothing."
http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/Str...115882064?f=vg
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