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Originally Posted by droopydrew19
She then goes and has the "potty discussion" with girls at work and now believes that most men sit down to use the toilet because it is more sanitary and respectfull.
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All of these women clearly need to talk to my wife. I pee standing up, always, no matter how drunk I am. I also go #1 AND #2 with the DOOR OPEN! Its my house dammit and I am going to share with EVERYONE.
In my drunken stupor, I have peed in the laundry sink, kitchen sink, front porch, back porch, neighbours driveway, my driveway, while walking across my street from my neighbours house, the kitty litter box (just seemed really funny when I was drunk) AND.......the fridge. Specifically the vegetable crisper, but hey, I hate veggies!