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old-fart · 12-23-2010, 10:05 AM

I'm pretty sure most back pain is caused by an excess of thetans, weighing down the spine.

The answer is obvious.... rid yourself of the excess thetans, become immortal and a superhero, and you wouldn't need a chiro. And you only need to pay several hundred thousand dollars to your local Scientology org.

Then you too can be just like Tom Cruise. Haven't you ever driven by an accident and known you were the only one who could help? Tom has, because he's a superhero.

12-23-2010, 10:05 AM	#117
old-fart Franchise Player Join Date: Jan 2007 Exp:	I'm pretty sure most back pain is caused by an excess of thetans, weighing down the spine. The answer is obvious.... rid yourself of the excess thetans, become immortal and a superhero, and you wouldn't need a chiro. And you only need to pay several hundred thousand dollars to your local Scientology org. Then you too can be just like Tom Cruise. Haven't you ever driven by an accident and known you were the only one who could help? Tom has, because he's a superhero.