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Originally Posted by Weiser Wonder
Single always seems wonderful when you with a girl for a long while. You start seeing girls everywhere that you could sleep with if you were single.
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While your clingy girlfriend notices you seeing these girls even if your not really looking and becomes quiet and sullen, and accuses you of losing interest in her. Next thing you know your in couples therapy hearing what an awful person you are, and eye f%%king is the same as f%%king. She uses this whole thing to tighten the screws until the next thing you know, instead of Sunday being a football day, its a antiquing day and your the one walking fluffy the ######ed poodle and picking up its crap.
Meanwhile Single is awsome
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Originally Posted by Weiser Wonder
On the other hand, once you are single for a while, and you're going through a dead period, you become jealous of your friends with girlfriends. All that regular sex! If only I had a girlfriend...
Grass isn't always greener.
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Are we talking about friends that are in the early stages of the relationship where yes they're poning like bunnies. Or the ones that have been together for a while, and the only bl$$job he gets is when he's blowing the leafs off the front lawn with a compressor, she goes from that incredibly hot chick in lingerie to that chick wearing granny panties and footie pajamas and she's too tired for sex so you get it maybe once a week?
I've been on both sides of the fence, and yes I date, and I have relationships, but I have a internal fear of commitment, not because I'm hugh hefner, but because I got burned in a wack of relationships when I was younger.
Do I want to settle down and get married? Sure, but I want it to be the right girl which requires a lot of test drives, preferably on the floot, the couch the kitchen sink and at a major league ball game.
Do I want kids? Nope, first of all, I'm too old, second of all I'd be too old school of a father.
If your young, enjoy your singleness, don't settle for someone that makes you feel badly about yourself, or that the failure of the relationship is all your fault, or she wants to control you and make you wear cute little sweaters with baby ducks on them.
Run, run fast and far.