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Originally Posted by Ozy_Flame
Never an ounce of awkwardness the next morning. Not a drop.
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If you can make her do the walk of shame past your friends in the morning then there's no awkwardness.
Or when she goes for the cuddle you ask her if this is when you pay her.
I can't believe that I've seen someone talking about a clingy and controlling girl in one post then talking about wanting to get married and settle down in the next post.
If you go back to her with that thought in mind, she will pick it up, she will cling you to the ground, hammer your self esteem and you will become her Nels Olson, sweeping the floor, wearing the apron and watching the store while she sits on the coach and eats bonne bonnes and reminds you to pee sitting down.
If you see yourself as immature, you probably weren't but she made you think you were. How many times in a argument did she call you immature anyways, or make you feel like the fight was your fault by crying or pouting?
Woman are the master race of manipulators, they have an exta chromosone that not anly allows them to remember every slight, every broken promise and every mistake since the beginning of time perpetrated by you, but they have poison tears that they use so effectively that even if she boils your pet rabbit for dinner, she'll make you believe that its your fault by using these super powers.
There are wonderful woman out there that don't need to play those games, you should find one of those and plow her.