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Originally Posted by 4X4
What is this crazy amount of splash back you're talking about? Do you piss 50x a day? How is your toilet getting so grungy from a couple leaks a day? And it's just piss. If it splashed all over the rim, grab a bit of toilet paper and wipe it off. You sit to piss to avoid that? That means that you also pull your pants all the way down to piss? It just sounds hilarious to me that you're essentially doubling the amount of time it takes you to piss in the name of being lazy.
Hell, most of the time I don't even close the door. The second I'm around the corner, I'm pulling out my wang, and I flush the toilet just before I'm finished so that I don't have to do it after. Quick rins of the hands, pat the towel, and I'm out of there in less than a minute. I seriously don't get you guys who are making this into some kind of relax session. You're not dropping a spike, you're taking a leak. Get 'er done and GTFO. What's with the magazines and the video games?
I just realized that I spent more time writing this post than I will collectively spend pissing the two or three times I will piss today. You dudes have fun camping in the bathroom. I've got better things to do like complain on the internet that I didn't get an xmas bonus.  |
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