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Old 12-20-2010, 08:45 AM   #68
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If i have to piss in the middle of the night, I don't turn the lights on to the bathroom, because the light burns, so I sit down in those situations. If I don't, i'll get half in the trash and half in the bowl.

Otherwise, piss standing up.
Eat more carrots.

I've lived in my place for 7 years, even without the lights on, I can hit my toilet from anywhere in my bathroom, and I know that the seat is up, because I damn well left it that way.

I even hum the houdini theme as I'm firing away in the dark, and then end it with a tadaa, a wipe and a flush.
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