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Originally Posted by gottabekd
If I am at someone's house, and there are tons of people around, and their bathroom has a paper thin door, I will try my best to keep things quiet. Depending on the design of the bowl, the best way may be to sit.
If I'm at my own place (I live alone), I'll piss standing up.
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actually in those instances i prefer to go full firehose with a healthy bowel rippling fart added in for good measure. if anyone looks at you funny, just say you had lunch at Taco Bell. those frowns of disgust will turn to nods of understanding