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Originally Posted by nickerjones
Ugh , I hate giving bonuses. I work for a family business and I am in the family. My last name may or may not be Corleone. Our guys got bonuses but they always complain that its not enough. They got 1k each in cash and then we took them to a nice lunch. Then we bought gifts ranging from Lcd Tvs to Xbox360 to Blu-ray players and designated each a number. Then had the guys draw a number. Whatever number they got they got the gift that was designated for that number. Some of them still complained.. geesh
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One of the numbers should be an employee execution, nothing says work harder then watching one of your work buddies taking a bullet in the brain.
Boss - "Ok who has number 16, calling number 16"
Smithers - "Me sir . . .yeah baby"
Boss - "Excellent Smithers step forward"
Pulls out a gun and kills Smithers, then looks at the rest of the shocked employees.
Boss - "Now, next year we've set a goal for a 24% increase in profits, anyone have a problem with that . . . oh and Merry Christmas"