The only reason why I would go and see this movie in the threatre is if there was a promise that Shia Labouef's character gets shot in the face by a rail gun fired by a heel turning Optimus Prime, who then turns to the camera and winks and says "Sorry folks, but he's just at a twightlight level of awfulness."
They then pull Michael Bay on the screen and ram all of his pyro effects up his a$$ and pull the det cord.
The movie then ends with the autobots and decepticons having a nice cup of bosco and speaking in cockney British accents.
But none of that will happen, so I'll wait for this movie to come out on free t.v.
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