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CaptainCrunch · 12-09-2010, 08:30 AM

I think that Sally Ann should have been more honest.

They don't want to accept Twilight toys because frankly its just awful and contributes to the dumbing down of our nations youth. In fact the Salvation Army has mobilized to annihilate any traces of Twilight as part of our humanitarian mission. First stop, we need funds to build a Delorian with a flux capacitor so that we can go back and time and convince Stephanie Myer that a book about angsty glittery teen vampires is a lousy book and movie idea, and a better idea would be about a talking horse with uncontrollable rage issues and no bowel control.

Twilight is well really it is just terrible.

12-09-2010, 08:30 AM	#8
CaptainCrunch Norm! Join Date: Jun 2002 Exp:	I think that Sally Ann should have been more honest. They don't want to accept Twilight toys because frankly its just awful and contributes to the dumbing down of our nations youth. In fact the Salvation Army has mobilized to annihilate any traces of Twilight as part of our humanitarian mission. First stop, we need funds to build a Delorian with a flux capacitor so that we can go back and time and convince Stephanie Myer that a book about angsty glittery teen vampires is a lousy book and movie idea, and a better idea would be about a talking horse with uncontrollable rage issues and no bowel control. Twilight is well really it is just terrible. __________________ My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!