Back in my 20's I had this friend who could be a total dick. We're sitting at the lights on Fairmount and Acadia drive. We had been to McDonalds and were headed back to his place to eat and watch some football. Anyway he's hungry and couldn't wait. Takes his Big Mac out of the bag and as he takes it out of the box it starts to fall a part on him. He says..."screw this!" and fires it out the passenger window. The driver beside us had his window down and the Big Mac lands on the front of his shirt and makes a terrible mess. I hear this cursing and swearing coming from the car beside us and my friend yelling go go go! I quickly glance over and said wtf did you do?!?! He tells me and I quickly make a left turn so the other driver can't follow us.
A week later I got my revenge....
We're downtown on a Saturday night and we pull up to a set lights. My friend see's this drunk native woman standing on the sidewalk. He makes some comments about if she would like to go out on a date. Much to his suprise she starts walking towards him. Getting really nervous he tells me it's time go! Instead I put the gear into park. She reaches through the passenger side and gives my friend a hug and some kisses on the cheeks. He's pissed off telling me we really have to go! Of course i'm laughing my arse off. I wait a minute then I decide to put the car in gear. He didn't talk to me for the rest of the summer
