Hey little cute brunette in the white Civic- QUIT TEXTING AT EVERY LIGHT ON BARLOW, THEREFORE HOLDING UP DOZENS OF PEOPLE, YOU INCONSIDERATE TWIT.
I'm certain Sally won't die if you wait 15 more minutes till you get over there to for your slumber party to chat. I'm sure Bobby's meanness to Tammy will still be just as mean once you get there in 14 minutes.
Between you in the middle, the mini van with 9 kids in the back in the left lane, and the 120 year old geriatrics in the right, you created a traffic jam at 8 pm, with people missing lights.
No cute girl-bias from me anymore. From now on you're getting the horn like any other prick taking 8 seconds to get moving off the green.
Thanks.
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