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Originally Posted by Dan
I don't drink coolers, I like the more masculine drinks, but then I also like to overcompensate for my scrawny arms and sexual inadequacy
Sometimes I flex in front of the mirror with the lights dimmed, standing at just the right angle so that my pecs look huge
Other times when I drive past hot girls I turn my music way up so they'll look at me, and then I pretend like I don't even notice them. All of this while driving my mom's Saturn
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Dan that was hilarious, please keep posting messages on this board, this website needs more comments like that.