[To Be Quite Honest]

..

I was raised like a mo-fo from the bottom of the sea,
Evolved some arms and legs and crawled out onto the beach.
Three million years of evolution got me to this point,
But I'm thinking I'll go back again cause the Flames are stinking up the joint.
The only consolation that I have in these dark days
Is that I do not live in Edmonton, because Edmonton is gay.

[Chorus]

Whoa-whoa-whoa,
Edmonton's gay.

They have mullets for faces and stumps for limbs
There highest education gets the a job at Tims
If it wasn't for Oil, Ed's would die from thirst
Ya, The city of champions, buried in a Hurst
Edmonton's simple, like an easy bake oven
They have one flavor made from a scary a$$ Coven.

[Chorus]

Whoa-whoa-whoa,
Edmonton's gay.