Fact 1:
Bacon is the food of the gods.
Fact 2:
No merciful god would give you bacon and then force you to throw it away.
Conclusion:
Bacon is indestructible.
(but I wouldn't eat it if it had been out for 24 hours, unless it was in a really cool place)
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