I was raised like a mo-fo from the bottom of the sea,
Evolved some arms and legs and crawled out onto the beach.
Three million years of evolution got me to this point,
But I'm thinking I'll go back again cause the Flames are stinking up the joint.
The only consolation that I have in these dark days
Is that I do not live in Edmonton, because Edmonton is gay.
[Chorus]
Whoa-whoa-whoa,
Edmonton's gay.
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