Everyone here should give me $1
You see I'm hungry, but there's no food in the house. I'm not wearing pants, so going to the grocery store is out of the question. I'd like to order food, but I simply don't have enough money for that.
How can you help? Well that's the simple part. If you are signed up to send email money transfers, you can simply email me $1. It's not a lot of money and it will help me maintain my current state of lethargic semi-nudity, while also providing me with much needed nourishment.
Act now, and I'll also send you a link to a Youtube video that I think is awesome.
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