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Originally Posted by Hanni
So I had the dreaded I have to fart, uh oh that's not a fart yesterday. Needless to say it was a mad dash, the resulting incident can only be described as explosive. Now I'm scared to fart  |
I once held a fart in for about 50 miles on a road trip because there was a cute girl in the car that I really liked.
I was worried that I'd be wearing a$$less jeans when we did a bathroom breaks and I could get away from her and let it fly.
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