I just flew back to YYC from YVR and had been chosen for the "backscatter" machine as they call it while departing Vancouver.
I was told "Now, you can either go through the machine, or opt out but I will have to do a thorough pat-down." The security officer looked uneasy as he mentioned the pat-down. He was hoping I'd submit to being scanned so he wouldn't have to touch another man.
I grinned a rather evil grin. I'm very secure in myself and I've been through enough airports to have my privacy and security of person violated more times than I can remember by these twits. So with that evil grin, I answered "Pat down. And don't neglect the balls." He gets this blank look on his face. "If I can't enjoy air-travel anymore, neither can you."
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Originally Posted by Azure
Typical dumb take.
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