When l live with my ex, l used to toot in front of her all the time in order to enjoy her reaction. One day it was so bad, she flipped out on me and DEMANDED that l go see a 'fart doctor'. I asked her where l might find this fart doctor, and she responded with 'l don't give a F where you find one, just do it or there will be trouble'. So l then tooted again in front of her and watched her flip right out. She also tried to ban me from eating red meat since l get terrible gas from it.
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