Dog. Farts.
My poor old dog is turning 9, and all of a sudden she has just started crankin' them out like no tomorrow. No change of diet, or anything. Even my 89 year old grandfather (who can barely smell/hear/etc...) notices them farts during Thanksgiving, christmas, etc.
The best is when she is sleeping, and absolutely lets one rip. She wakes herself up, looks at us, then sniffs the air like "who was that?" Then follows the smell all the way to her butt. She then looks at us stupidly like: "was that me?" Then proceeds to fall back asleep like nothing happened.
Yes you dumb dog. You cleared my grandfather's nostrils and sent my 5 year old daughter into stitches......thanks.
