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Originally Posted by Finny61
I really hate it when you are in a social setting with several others and you are just feelin' that bubble working its way to the light and then ...silence as a conversation just ends among the group. And you're thinking please someone start a new conversation so I don't have to fake cough to get the fart out!!!
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Except that you run the risk of the fake cough failure where coughing creates super pressure and your fart comes out far louder and more rattley then the cough that you were using to hide the sound.
Or you poop your pants a little.
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