You know whats hilarious, when they start doing the patdown when your going through with a friend. And as they're feeling you down, you start groaning and shaking and whispering "Oh god Oh God, go lower, yes yes don't forget my balls" Then after they're done with you your buddy walks through and says "I'll have what he's having"
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