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Originally posted by Reaper+Sep 8 2004, 03:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Reaper @ Sep 8 2004, 03:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-TheyCallMeBruce@Sep 7 2004, 08:49 PM
anyway, just like the topic says, I have 1 more Gmail invite left. If you want it, just tell me a hilarious joke. If I think your joke is funny, it's yours. 
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I'd like it.
There are three types of sex for married couples.
Type one:
Newlywed Sex - This is when the sex is really passionate, non-stop and takes place on every piece of furniture you own.
Type Two:
Loving bond sex - This is the type of sex that happens in a marriage that reinforces your committment to each other.
Type Three:
Golden age sex - This is when two seniors who have been married for 40 years pass each other in the hallway and yell "screw off!" to each other.... [/b][/quote]
ROFL!! You're the front runner.