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Old 11-22-2005, 05:37 PM   #14
Shawnski
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Originally Posted by fotze
The extreme left wing government that the extreme right wing citizens of this city vote in time after time baffles me. Tax and spend is evil when the liberals do it but when our civic politicians do it, it's alright.

I guess I am not against the fines but more about the fiscal policy of bronco and his cronies. Tax and spend, tax and spend.
The Robotic Bartender


A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed.
A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man replied, "150."
The robot then proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry and so on.
The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." The man decided to test the robot. He walked out of the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink.
Again the robot asked him, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on.
The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is really cool."
The man went out and came back in a third time. As before the robot asked him, "What's your I.Q.?"
The man replied, "50."
The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote Liberal again?"

"POLITICIANS & DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED, FOR THE SAME REASON!"
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