GM Goffie's Home Remedy gets the Pens back on track!!
After recieving a mystery package with a Miami tracking number the Penguins were pleased to recieve what they thought was a keg of good old Molson Canadian beer. The Pens drank it after a big 2-0 shutout win over the Nords. That is when the season took a turn for the worse. Little did they know that the beverage they were consuming was sent by the one and only MJK and contained exlax, IPECAC, and a variety of other home made ingredients. The Pens battled through illness and lost a disapointing 5 straight.
Was there any cure for this illness caused by the vile mixture given to the Pens by MJk in a attempt to send the pens down the standings ??
That is when GM Goffie found it, the new officail beverage of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
Monday Night every Pen was required to go out and consume at least 12 bottles of Killer Penguin Ale. The beer worked as the Pens lead by Peter Forsberg and Alex Daigle beat the Bolts 3-1. Forsberg added 3 assists to give him the league lead in assists, while Daigle chipped in with 2 goals. Robyn Regehr added his first goal in a Pens Uniform and Jose Theodore was stellar in the win. The drunken Pens will next face off against the Flames on Thursday!!