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Old 11-17-2010, 10:21 AM   #427
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Originally Posted by onetwo_threefour View Post
^ Funny enough, that brings up a story that is totally apropos.

When I was fourteen, I totally had the hots for a 20 year old junior librarian (smoking hot and super friendly). Being a big bag of hormones, I spent a lot of the time at the library chatting her up. Eventually she invited me to come out to a "youth group." I had no idea what I was getting into, but I jumped at it because she invited me. Turns out it was a pentecostal church youth group and I got roped into going to this thing for about six months and even went to a weekend retreat, and was 'saved'. Ultimately I realized I was never going to get what I was looking for so I quit going. So I became a pentecostal to impress a girl!!
I spent a horrifying weekend with the Young Conservatives to get with a girl.

Imagine being at a conference with 100 people that would make Rob Anders and Ezra Levant blush.
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