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onetwo_threefour · 11-16-2010, 05:32 PM

^ Funny enough, that brings up a story that is totally apropos.

When I was fourteen, I totally had the hots for a 20 year old junior librarian (smoking hot and super friendly). Being a big bag of hormones, I spent a lot of the time at the library chatting her up. Eventually she invited me to come out to a "youth group." I had no idea what I was getting into, but I jumped at it because she invited me. Turns out it was a pentecostal church youth group and I got roped into going to this thing for about six months and even went to a weekend retreat, and was 'saved'. Ultimately I realized I was never going to get what I was looking for so I quit going. So I became a pentecostal to impress a girl!!

11-16-2010, 05:32 PM	#407
onetwo_threefour Powerplay Quarterback Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Mahogany, aka halfway to Lethbridge Exp:	^ Funny enough, that brings up a story that is totally apropos. When I was fourteen, I totally had the hots for a 20 year old junior librarian (smoking hot and super friendly). Being a big bag of hormones, I spent a lot of the time at the library chatting her up. Eventually she invited me to come out to a "youth group." I had no idea what I was getting into, but I jumped at it because she invited me. Turns out it was a pentecostal church youth group and I got roped into going to this thing for about six months and even went to a weekend retreat, and was 'saved'. Ultimately I realized I was never going to get what I was looking for so I quit going. So I became a pentecostal to impress a girl!! __________________ onetwo and threefour... Together no more. The end of an era. Let's rebuild...