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Old 11-16-2010, 04:00 PM   #51
Nage Waza
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What I like about this theory is that we all know from soccer stadiums that if you get enough people together pushing from the back, the people at the front get crushed to death. And Zombies love to push.

So you get yourself a nice sturdy castle and basically make as much noise as you can from the ramparts. Zombies show up, and start to press against the walls. Eventually the ones at the front get trampled.

Eventually the number gets reduced sufficiently for you to start slaughtering them in the method you so choose.

I recommend a katana. It'll never run out of bullets.
I thought of having small holes built into the bottoms of walls to stab swords through, but am no structural engineer and was worried about stability. The walls have to be very strong, but maybe only the bottom ten feet or so need to be super strong? The rest is straight up another thirty feet to prevent zombies from falling over the top and to allow a height that will provide enough time for a dropped rock to speed up to a fatal speed upon landing on a zombie head.

If there are holes that a zombie can stick their arms through, then the hot blond chick would lean against that portion of the wall to get eaten, and we don't want that.

You could even built large scall traps to kill zombies. Build a long hallways (just two long parallel walls) that you lure zombies through. You must have two large trees on either side. Attach a long tree trunk by rope to both trees, and as the zombies approach you release the trunk Ewok style to kill zombies. You can then score points on how many you get at once!
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