Shopkeeper:
Take this object, but beware it carries a terrible curse!
Homer:
Ooh, that's bad.
Shopkeeper:
But it comes with a free frogurt!
Homer:
That's good.
Shopkeeper:
The frogurt is also cursed.
Homer:
That's bad.
Shopkeeper:
But you get your choice of toppings.
Homer:
That's good!
Shopkeeper:
The toppings contain potassium benzoate...That's bad.
Homer:
Can I go now?