A few awesome ideas, unfortunately I've used most of them before, so keep them coming!
On a side note I was working at The Source the Christmas those Hex Bugs came out. We kept them on the counter and were supposed to offer them to everyone.
I hated the idea of shoving more crap down people's throats so I did the worst pitch ever but it always went the same way:
Me: Do you want one of these Hex Bugs? *in defeated I can't believe I'm saying this tone*
Customer: No, why what are they?
Me: I have no idea, they're stupid, they just crawl around and when they bump into something they change direction, if you make a loud noise they'll follow the noise.
Customer: That's dumb why would anyone spend $10 on one of those?
Me: The only reason people give me is they buy them to torment their cats *rolls eyes*
Customer: That's A Great Idea!!! I'll Take Two!!!
Me: oooooook?
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