Marge: Homer, there's a man here who can help you!
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: He's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!?
Marge: Maybe you'll enjoy learning something new.
Homer: Aw, Marge. Every time I learn something new, it pushes something else out of my brain. Remember the time I took that wine making course and I forgot how to drive?
And one of my absolute favorites:
Marge: Maybe you can take consolation in the fact that something you created is making so many people happy.
Homer: Ooh! Look at me. I'm making people happy. I'm the Magical Man from Happy Land, in a gumdrop house on lollipop laaaane.
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